I like to end the year with laughter and hope you do as well. Sooooo, laugh it up as you try to answer these questions about some of the Biblical trivia – try not to groan too loudly.☺
A Man’s Job
Where in the Bible does it say that men do the dishes?
● “I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipes a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry.” – 2 Kings 21:13
Where in the Bible does it say that it is a man’s duty to pick up the children’s toys
● “When I became a man, I put away childish things.” – 1 Corinthians 13:11
Food and Water
Who raised the question about whether there was flavor in the white of an egg?
● Job – Who says: “Do egg whites have any taste? I refuse to touch them; such food makes me sick.” – Job 6:6-7
Who drinks scorn like water?
● Job – “What man is like Job, who drinks up scoffing like water?” – Job 34:7
When is the first food fight mentioned in the Bible?
● “I looked and behold a flying roll!” – Zechariah 5:1
How do we know that the disciples were very cruel to the grain?
● Because they plucked it’s ears and head. – Matthew 12:1, Mark 2:23, Luke 6:1
Why won’t we drink milk in the new world?
● Because at Armageddon, there will be ‘udder’ destruction.
A Story About Food and Prayer
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer,” said his mother.
“I don’t need to,” the boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook!”
Cleanliness
How do they make holy water?
● They boil the hell out of it!
How did God keep the oceans clean?
● With Tide
Medical Advice
Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible? – was it Aspirin?
● Moses was up on the mountain with God complaining that the people were disobeying Him and not following directions, and God became tired of their actions. So God gave Moses two tablets to give the people. – Exodus 31 and 32
The Jordan River
Where could the Israelites have deposited their money?
● At the banks of the Jordan.
Which area of Israel was especially wealthy?
● The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
When was the Jordan river angry?
● When someone crossed it.
And This Year’s Final Groaners
What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
● Saul was on the Throne of Israel for forty years. – 1 Samuel 13:1. 2 Chronicles 9:30
What is the second recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
● David was on the Throne of Israel for forty years. – 2 Samuel 5:4, 1 Kings 2:11, 1 Chronicles 29:27
What is the third recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
● Solomon was on the Throne of Israel for forty years. –1 Kings 11:42
What’s the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
● Satan the devil. Revelation says he will be bound up for a thousand years! – Revelation 20:2
Final Thought for 2024
Time is short – Yeshua Ha’Mashiach is coming soon. So, what are we to do while we wait for our Lord and Savior, Yeshua, to appear?
Watch And Be Ready: Matthew 24:42, 25:13; Mark 13:33; Luke 12:40, 21:36; 1 Thessalonians 5:6
Pray And Be Ready: Luke 12:40, 21:36; Matthew 24:42, 25:13; Mark 13:33; 1 Thessalonians 5:6
Purify Oneself: 1 John 3:2-3
Abide In Yeshua: 1 John 2:27-28, 3:2, 4:13-16; Jeremiah 31:34; Hebrews 8:11; Mark 8:38
Look For His Coming: Hebrews 9:28;Acts 1:11; Titus 2:11-13; Isaiah 25:9
Rapture Parallels, Patterns, Pictures, and Types 